Change My Mind: The Ultimate First Dance Song is Lover by Taylor Swift

Leave those Christmas lights up ‘til January, Taylor. I SUPPORT YOU!

Leave those Christmas lights up ‘til January, Taylor. I SUPPORT YOU!

My guilty pleasure is Taylor Swift, and all of my neighbors are painfully aware as I’ve been blasting her new album, Lover, from my office all week. I am not ashamed. Sure, her Red album was better as a whole, but I’ll take it.

The title track, Lover, is the ultimate first dance song, and I challenge anyone to top it. It cutsey, slow, nostalgic, and fucking PERFECT. Ed Sheeran, you’ve been excused.

Dear Andy: Divorce me so we can get married again and dance to this song.

Dear Katie (a Day of Pgh bride tying the knot this weekend, song list below): I APPROVE!

You’re my, my, myyyyyyy……LOVER.

You’re my, my, myyyyyyy……LOVER.

Dear everyone getting married for the rest of time: CHOOSE LOVER!

Dear Hannah (my sister): I will hold you to this.

Don’t judge my Easy Reader text size lmao.

Don’t judge my Easy Reader text size lmao.

Ladies and Gentlemen, will you please stand? With every guitar string scar on my hand, I TAKE THIS MAGNETIC FORCE OF A MAN to be my….

LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fight me.

Have a great weekend,

Heather